Alájo Sómólú

He is never wrong in his calculations.
Just as a monkey vaults from one branch to the next,
Never falling, never missing a step,

Apt and precise in his "off books" documentation.
He never misses his numbers, they are forever spot on.



Always draped in his never ending variety of brown waist coats
Slowly making rounds with his "keke raleigh" yet covering incredibly vast areas.

His neat and never rumpled oversized àdìrẹ portmanteau,
Always saddled  by his bicycle.

His black leather wrist watch facing upside down his left wrist,
His clean shaven head and on point moustache,
Wearing a smile in the corner of his mouth, his elf like ears adorning his black head.

No one argues with him, your account is what he says it is,
Having no hard documentation of what you give him,

He has never mixed things up.
The thrift collector is never wrong, even without "ìwé àjo"

Alajo Somolu knows just how much your donations has amounted to,
What percentage you owe him and when you are due for payment.